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A recent study shows that roughly 25 million people in Britain have been injured over the years by… biscuits? The study goes on to say that nearly 500 people go to the hospital annually as a result of biscuit-related injuries. Of those, twenty-nine percent are treated for scalds from dunking the treats in hot tea, twenty-eight percent for choking and ten percent for breaking a tooth. Seven percent are bitten by animals looking to steal the biscuit, while three percent have hit themselves in the eye with one. And one man actually got himself stuck in wet cement while trying to snatch a biscuit someone had dropped. Mmm… a concrete-coated cookie.