The MagazineCanada

Gas stations in Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin, have been hit with an increase in attempted robberies lately — all by a man dressed as an ape! Police Captain Steve Klein says the search is on for a man in an ape suit who hobbles into convenience stores and tries to steal bananas and foam banana displays. Each time, he has walked away empty handed. Here’s hoping his guardian, presumably a man in a big yellow hat, reads this and gives him a talking to!