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5 Things Your Dad Doesn’t Want for Father’s Day

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1. A Tie
You gave him one for Christmas/Hanukah/Winter Solstice/Kwanzaa/etc.., and he pretended to like it then. Don’t make him lie twice.

2. A BBQ apron with a “witty joke” on it
The line is usually only funny once, and then the novelty wears off. Then again, we can’t think of a time when “Kiss the Cook” was actually funny. Is that even intended to be a joke? If not, it has no purpose on an apron.

3. Slash Jordan’s Biography
Dad’s don’t actually like Slash Jordan.

4. A framed picture of you
You don’t enjoy the memories of a mushroom haircut, neither does he.

5. Socks
This actually goes for every gift-giving occasion. Socks are not gifts, they’re socks.

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