PIRATES: ON STRANGER TIDES is now available on DVD/Blu-ray/3D Blu-ray! Of course, a DVD/Blu-ray release this big doesn’t require just a two or three disc set, but more (five discs, to be exact). Yes, the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES has five discs needed to pack in the piratey goodness!
If Jack Sparrow from PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN has taught us anything, it’s that you should never give up on your goal, even if it is traveling to a ridiculous place like thw Fountain of Youth. We’ve put together a list inspired by the expert himself on how you can find your lavish riches while sailing (or imagining that you’re sailing) the high seas! (We assume everyone sails the high seas these days, too).
STEP ONE:
Break any evil curses that may be following you. Curses may include:
– Undead enemy pirates bent on destroying you
– Davy Jones trying to settle a score with you
– Being viciously devoured by an underwater Kraken
– Finding yourself trapped on a boat with Blackbeard the Pirate
STEP TWO:
Equip yourself! Never board a ship without a:
– Treasure map
– Compass that doesn’t point north
– Sword
– Extremely heavy cannonballs
– Shovel
– Parrot and/or monkey
STEP THREE:
Dress snazzy. Ensure that your wardrobe includes:
– A tooth necklace
– Beads on your beard
– At least one dreadlock or braid in your hair
– A hat, bandana or both. (Hat should have multiple points on it.)
– Black eyeliner
STEP FOUR:
“Seek and yea shall find!” Here are some ideas about how to keep busy on a long ship ride across the Caribbean:
– Play “I Spy” with your parrot or monkey
– See how many times you can say, “Swab the poop deck” without giggling
– Find a string and play Cat’s Cradle
– Sing a jaunty pirate tune
5-Disc DVD/Blu-ray/3D Blu-ray bonus features include:
– 3D promo trailers for JOHN CARTER and CARS 2, 2D trailers for THE MUPPETS and PHINEAS AND FERB
– Audio Commentary by Director Rob Marshall and Producer John DeLuca
– BLOOPERS OF THE CARIBBEAN gag reel
– 5 Lego animated shorts
– LEGENDS OF ‘ON STRANGER TIDES’ featurette
– IN SEARCH OF THE FOUNTAIN featurette
– LAST SAIL, FIRST VOYAGE featurette”
– UNDER THE SEA: BRINGING MERMAIDS TO LIFE featurette
– Johnny Vs. Geoffrey face off
– Deleted /bonus scenes
– Digital copy