This is what happens when you have access to tools and too much time on your hands. 43-year-old Paul Stender from the US decided recently that toilets are too boring the way they are. So he combined the Port-a-Potty with a 1,000 bhp Boeing Turbine Engine and part of a go-kart for support and for its wheels. With two holes in the door used to help see where you’re steering, the toilet can reach speeds of up to 70 miles per hour and is trailed by a 30 foot ball of fire. He says: “I used to keep a toilet roll inside to make it look really authentic. But I soon found that wads of paper got sucked into the engine which was dangerous. If it sucks in paper, it could explode – and me with it.”