Yes, we know you’ve been holding your breath, waiting to learn the answers to the THINK survey published in the recent November/December issue of The Magazine. So, without further adieu, here are the answers:
1. I strongly dislike my family. Fortunately, they accidentally leave me at home while they go on a family vacation! Things get scary (and funny) though when I’m forced to protect my home from the Wet Bandits.
Kevin, HOME ALONE
2. It’s an elf’s job to make toys day in and day out, but all I want to do is become a dentist. Why am I such a misfit?
Hermey, RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER
3. All I want to do is spend the holidays with my family, especially my youngest son, Tiny Tim. My old and angry boss, Mr. Scrooge, won’t give me any time off though.
Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit, THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL
4. My parents don’t understand how much I need a Red Ryder BB gun. Obviously I’d know better than to shoot my eye out!
Ralphie, A CHRISTMAS STORY
5. I’m a professor with a big moustache and the ability to conjure up magic. I’m usually smart, except for this one day, when I carelessly threw away my top hat and it brought a snowman to life! Now I have to find it and get it from that meddling snowman…
Professor Hinkle, FROSTY THE SNOWMAN
6. Halloween is so boring. Lucky for me, I’ve stumbled on a new and exciting holiday that I can take over with my town of ghoulish monsters!
Jack Skellington, THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
7. I want my family to have a perfect holiday. It just seems that even the smallest things are going wrong—like hanging decorative lights!
Clark Griswold, NATIONAL LAMPOON’S CHRISTMAS VACATION
8. Five words: “I want to live again!”
George Bailey, IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE
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